CookieFest – Judging the Best Cookie

Features, Humour

OK, so a few weeks ago I had the idea to eat a bunch of cookies. Mostly because I was watching a lot of The Great British Bake Off, but also because I felt a duty to the public. ‘Give the people what they want’ has always been my motto. Actually, I think that’s Jalen Rose’s motto, but I’m not that dissimilar to him. OK, that’s a lie. I have like nothing in common with him. I guess we both like basketball?